What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 12:49
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
No go.
No way
Then came..
What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Do you think cheating is that bad?
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes